Wednesday, January 13, 2010

(this came to me by way of e-mail, of which I am going to make a concerted effort to check.)

JOKE OF THE YEAR!

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs
on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says,

'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings '

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,

'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings ..'


The bear, very angry now, says,

'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at
the end of the bar.'
The bartender says,
'Sorry, we don't serve beer to Belligerent, bully bears in bars in
Billings '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states,
'Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings who are on drugs..'
The bear looks at him quizzically and says,
'I'm not on drugs.'
(You're gonna love me for this...)
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The bartender says,
'You are now.
That was a barbitchyouate
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